i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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