So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
