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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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