I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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