I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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