remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Drunk is not a location!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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