Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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