we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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