I think I am morally bankrupt
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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