Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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