i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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