i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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