the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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