That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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