That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
In America we eat man semen.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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