the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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