Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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