she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Acid is not a monday night drug
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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