YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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