I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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