Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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