some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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