it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So vagazzling was a success
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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