I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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