I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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