Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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