I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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