I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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