He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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