you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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