Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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