i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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