we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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