Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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