explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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