whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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