We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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