I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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