we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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