That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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