do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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