Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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