You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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