I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I love having hate sex.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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