Where did you get a picture of my penis
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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