i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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