Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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