You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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