If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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