his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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