He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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