At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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