you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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