did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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