Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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